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Less than 24 hours TO GO!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

Yes folks it on!

Less than 24 hours till the biggest sports event of the year.

All the the top companies in the world have been working since last year to craft commercials for the most expensive time slot in the world.

Households around North America have been planning for weeks and months to have everything perfect for a whole day of the greatest sporting event on the planet.

Yes folks, I’m talking about Aces yearly poker tournament.

It starts early, too early for this press reporter’s liking, only because I’ve been on the night shift ever since I shagged my editors college room mate…

 

and her twin sister…

 

and her yoga instructor.

But I digress.

The buzz is in the air, the fans are lined up, the interviews are being done and the showgirls are well…the showgirls are AWESOME!

More to come tomorrow.

Call him butter cause he’s on a roll.

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

So I’m called in to the bosses office the other day because it’s payday and I have to pleasure her sexually for a while before I get my paycheck from the last last article I wrote on the home game.

the-boss

Yes I know my boss looks just like Jennifer Aniston but I needed the money so I closed my eyes and gave her the best 2 hour orgasam of her life, picked up my check and was off to my next assignment.

Seems like the home game is starting a little late tonight so I make it over to J6’s house for an interview over dinner to get some background info on what’s happening in the EPT these days. (that’s Estonian Poker Tour for those not in the know). Well J6 was kind enough to allow us to raid his wine cellar for the dinner and interview and I have to say it was great to be able to get to see the man behind the poker face for some behind the scenes tips.

ARBF-So what is the key to your success in the home game J6?

J6-Three words my friend, tight, tight and tight.

ARBF-That’s a bit of a change from what we’ve been seeing from your play last year, is this a new strategy?

J6-Not at all. You don’t see all the times I fold Kings and Queens when I read my opponents for Aces, its not something you are going to see unless you have hole cams, but believe me, its what I do every day. Hell I fold AK all the time in tournaments, thats why I’m always at the final table my friend.

-to be continued