Dear Vince Van Patten and Mike Sexton,
Understand that I really appreciate you guys for bringing us the World Poker Tour; its a great show and has given me hours and hours of pleasure, even though I am not the biggest fan of tournament poker, it certainly is a damn shade better than a lot of shows out there.
But please, PLEASE, for the love of all things holy, stop saying “wired pair“. It’s stupid.
Say “pocket pair”
Say “pair of jacks, kings, eights, etc.”
But stop with the damn “wired pair” there are no wires. Its not on the Internet, its just a damn pair.
Now Vince I give you a little extra leeway because your brother’s ex wife is super hot, but she is not on the show anymore so you have used up almost all your nine lives. Mike, you used up your cards a long time ago.