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Red Bull gives you wings

Friday, October 16th, 2009

Bring on the sexy stews!

Bring on the sexy stews!

I bet you were expecting a picture of a can of Red Bull or something.

Suck it biatches!

I have lately become a fairly big fan of this delightful beverage, mostly due to working very late into the night, pulling double shifts and having to go 10+ hours without eating anything of substance. You can only drink so much coffee and well, the taste of it kinda grows on you after a while.

It certainly doesn’t hurt that it goes well with vodka, and as the delightful young lady who was buying me beverages the other night made me aware, can even mix with Champagne.

I know, I know,  mixing Champagne with Red Bull is probably a mortal sin, but it wasn’t vintage champagne, and well, she was buying them for me so it would be rude of me not to drink them.

What the hell are you talking about bro?

Nothing, other than I started the night with a couple Red Bulls and I think they are a good poker drink.

On with the show this is it!

The game is at the Captains despite the later start and earlier curfew we seem to be getting into.

The Rapper, J6, Captain, Woody, Alejando and Nice Guy Eddie get it started.

Ace is off on the European tour, Ontario is coming late and the Mouth still has problems sitting after the last couple prison rapes he has suffered at the table.

Props in play for suits.

Alejandro jams up the game early by bluffing the Captain out of a hand and showing the 72 to get things started. That pretty much put him on tilt for the rest of the night I think.

Hands and stacks go back and forth, up and down with the exception of J6 who can’t seem to ever have a hand hold up and gets sucked out on hand after hand after hand until finally he says “no mas” and hits the road.

That’s pretty much when Ontario arrives to take his place and then the game gets going.

“Props?” says the Rapper?

“Sure” replies Ontario

Ontario picks up the suit from J6 and adds Red/Black, over under paired flops and double and triple on combos.

This alone ships almost a full buyin at least back and forth between the Rapper and Ontario and gives two action junkies something to keep the game fresh.

It’s late in the game when the real prop comes in though.

The players throw on the Seven Deuce Bounty for the last half hour

Big stacks Woody and Nice Guy Eddie get into it with a big raise from Woody in position.

K74 comes the flop. Bet from Eddie and a call from Woody.

T on the turn. Nice Guy Eddie pushes all in and gets called from Woody.

Nice Guy Eddie turns over KQ for a massive lead and Woody says “you win you win I just have 72, I thought you were bluffing”

That would have been good had the 2 not hit on the river.

BOOM! HEADSHOT!

Nice Guy Eddie is felted, Woody is chipped up and everyone throws up a little in their mouth.

Nice hand.

Wine and Cheese

Friday, June 26th, 2009

I do try to not whine here, I know bad beats happen.

For the past little while my AK has been getting destroyed all in preflop by the likes of AT, AJ, A6, A4, Q5, you name it but here I am in the the $3+$.30 tourney and doing really well, 38 left out of 588 and am 8th in chips and looking to make a serious run at the win when this happens.

I need to go for a walk.

Full Tilt Poker Game #13034624067: $3 + $0.30 Tournament (96612002), Table 48 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold’em - 0:18:46 ET - 2009/06/26

Seat 1: Ottawa_Cowboy (18,498)

Seat 2: Momo Manuva (48,282)

Seat 3: Mogadown (38,007)

Seat 4: ChippWhore (29,218)

Seat 5: DeddMonae33 (94,308)

Seat 6: ufcgooch (49,282)

Ottawa_Cowboy antes 125

Momo Manuva antes 125

Mogadown antes 125

ChippWhore antes 125

DeddMonae33 antes 125

ufcgooch antes 125

DeddMonae33 posts the small blind of 500

ufcgooch posts the big blind of 1,000

The button is in seat #4

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to ufcgooch [4s 5h]

ChippWhore: tks

Ottawa_Cowboy folds

Momo Manuva folds

ChippWhore: 10 10

Mogadown folds

ChippWhore calls 1,000

DeddMonae33 calls 500

ufcgooch checks

*** FLOP *** [Qh 5c 5d]

DeddMonae33 checks

ufcgooch checks

ChippWhore bets 1,000

DeddMonae33 raises to 4,000

ufcgooch calls 4,000

ChippWhore folds

*** TURN *** [Qh 5c 5d] [8c]

DeddMonae33 bets 3,000

ufcgooch raises to 44,157, and is all in

DeddMonae33 calls 41,157

ufcgooch shows [4s 5h]

DeddMonae33 shows [Tc Qc]

*** RIVER *** [Qh 5c 5d 8c] [Qd]

ufcgooch shows a full house, Fives full of Queens

DeddMonae33 shows a full house, Queens full of Fives

DeddMonae33 wins the pot (101,064) with a full house, Queens full of Fives

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 101,064 | Rake 0

Board: [Qh 5c 5d 8c Qd]

Seat 1: Ottawa_Cowboy folded before the Flop

Seat 2: Momo Manuva folded before the Flop

Seat 3: Mogadown folded before the Flop

Seat 4: ChippWhore (button) folded on the Flop

Seat 5: DeddMonae33 (small blind) showed [Tc Qc] and won (101,064) with a full house, Queens full of Fives

Seat 6: ufcgooch (big blind) showed [4s 5h] and lost with a full house, Fives full of Queens

Nice freakin 2 outer, me 95% to win with one card to come.

I can’t imagine playing the hand any better and getting a worse result. 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!